FCA Portal Concept "by millennials for millenials"

Kinja'd!!! "lecrab" (superservaas)
01/03/2017 at 02:12 • Filed to: FCA, chrysler, portal, millennials, concept

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So no one has anything to say about the Chrysler Portal, the “next generation family transportation designed by millennials for millennials”??

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I have nothing to say.

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > lecrab
01/03/2017 at 02:19

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no one has said anything coz it’s horrid.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > lecrab
01/03/2017 at 02:20

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I mean... it’s a rendering, if they show it off at NAIA or CES then I’ll start to care.


Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > lecrab
01/03/2017 at 02:22

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Looks like they slapped some LEDs onto the front of an 80s concept car.

Also, “brand lingo for appealing to people with smartphones and money to burn.” Yes, Verge writer, millennials are known to have so much money to burn. Especially when they are just starting a family....


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > InFierority Complex
01/03/2017 at 02:28

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Apparently we’re a very wealthy bunch, wish someone had told me. lol


Kinja'd!!! facw > lecrab
01/03/2017 at 02:30

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Those wheels look astoundingly terrible. Ugly, heavy, and with rubber-band tires.

Also, this is some amazing bullshit:

The carmaker also bills the Portal as a “third space” where these family-minded millennials will chose to spend all their time outside their homes and offices. In other words, “an open and serene atmosphere that bridges work and home.”

I do like the quad sliding door design...


Kinja'd!!! Phatboyphil > lecrab
01/03/2017 at 02:35

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That’s the car we deserve. But the one we need, is a CRX.

Cheap, fun, and fuel efficient.


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > lecrab
01/03/2017 at 04:35

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I can only assume that the big hole in the front is for the starter handle...

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Gotta get dem’ hipster demographics.


Kinja'd!!! VonBootWilly - Likes Toyota, but it's still complicated. > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
01/03/2017 at 05:58

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Yeah, sounds a lot like...

Scion.


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > lecrab
01/03/2017 at 06:02

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It reminds me of the Aztec


Kinja'd!!! StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > lecrab
01/03/2017 at 08:02

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At least it has a McLaren F1 roof scoop.....


Kinja'd!!! RT > lecrab
01/03/2017 at 09:02

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This does it better: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/prickly-business-feast-your-eyes-1783523460 .


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > InFierority Complex
01/03/2017 at 09:06

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They basically took an Isuzu Axiom and made it into a smart. lol


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > lecrab
01/03/2017 at 09:15

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Designed by boring morons for boring morons.


Kinja'd!!! lecrab > InFierority Complex
01/04/2017 at 02:43

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Ooooh! LEDs.....Yeah that makes all the difference.